Arrive. Forego (overrated) deep dish pizza.
Check in at Trump hotel (note Nespresso machine in room).
Admire porsche on way in to hotel.
Build bikes for kids (and immediately confirm quality control prior to children actually getting on bikes).
Take architectural boat tour. Appreciate historic buildings. Enjoy river in the summer (and recognize Chicago is not a miserable place, despite my three previous trips in the winter indicating so).